Lift this

November 6, 2009

(Note: we exclusively staff administrative positions.)

I am a recent graduate form Allied Training Program, where I got certified as a HVAC Techncian (heating and AC).  I’m looking for an entry level position, where I can grow from the bottom to the top. I also have great experience with cars, and working in warehouses… I am able to lift 315 pounds. Hopefully able to work together to help support my career.


This job is not a Happy Meal

October 2, 2009

Me (confirming the assignment): “So give us a call when you arrive on Monday.”

Temp: “Wait… the job is just data?”

Me: “Yes… It is a database assignment- entering information into a database.”

Temp: “Oh. Then I decline the job. I thought I’d have more options.”

Now I know my ABZs

July 13, 2009

“My email address is E, X as in ‘zebra’…”

Don’t ask don’t tell

May 11, 2009

“What’s your policy on tattoos? I have S-O-U-L R-I-D-E tattooed on my knuckles, because your soul is your ride… and I like to lean.”

I can haz ‘sperience?

April 29, 2009

“What do you mean by relevant work experience?”


April 23, 2009

Temp: I don’t think I should go to work because I’ve spent the past couple hours vomiting.

Me: Ok…

Temp: So I don’t want to vomit all over the computer.

Me: Yeah, that would be… gross.

You’re making me nervous

April 22, 2009

I can’t come to work today. I have General Anxiety Disorder.