November 6, 2009
(Note: we exclusively staff administrative positions.)
I am a recent graduate form Allied Training Program, where I got certified as a HVAC Techncian (heating and AC). I’m looking for an entry level position, where I can grow from the bottom to the top. I also have great experience with cars, and working in warehouses… I am able to lift 315 pounds. Hopefully able to work together to help support my career.
October 2, 2009
Me (confirming the assignment): “So give us a call when you arrive on Monday.”
Temp: “Wait… the job is just data?”
Me: “Yes… It is a database assignment- entering information into a database.”
Temp: “Oh. Then I decline the job. I thought I’d have more options.”
July 13, 2009
“My email address is E, X as in ‘zebra’…”
May 11, 2009
“What’s your policy on tattoos? I have S-O-U-L R-I-D-E tattooed on my knuckles, because your soul is your ride… and I like to lean.”
April 29, 2009
“What do you mean by relevant work experience?”
April 23, 2009
Temp: I don’t think I should go to work because I’ve spent the past couple hours vomiting.
Temp: So I don’t want to vomit all over the computer.
Me: Yeah, that would be… gross.
April 22, 2009
I can’t come to work today. I have General Anxiety Disorder.