Am I the only one who finds this extremely discouraging?

November 13, 2009



Sales Vendor, Macy’s, Marlow Heights, MD  10/2009-present

-Selling fragrances by Paris Hilton, Queen Latifah, Mark Ecko, and Jessica Simpson lines


I does other stuff good, too

September 25, 2009

From a friend: … Somebody just put a “shit”load of resumes on my desk, and I came across this gem…

Other Relevant Skills: i know how to play many sports so i know what i’ll be doing”

I’m not failing!

April 29, 2009


  • DeVry University, Arlington, VA
  • GPA 2.8

Can I get fries with that?

April 22, 2009

Last position: McDonald’s restaurant.

Desired salary: 60,000 USD per year