- DeVry University, Arlington, VA
- GPA 2.8
Me: They’re looking for someone with law firm experience.
Him: Is filing considered a law firm?
“What do you mean by relevant work experience?”
Temp: I don’t think I should go to work because I’ve spent the past couple hours vomiting.
Temp: So I don’t want to vomit all over the computer.
Me: Yeah, that would be… gross.
Last position: McDonald’s restaurant.
Desired salary: 60,000 USD per year
I can’t come to work today. I have General Anxiety Disorder.
Recruiter: Are you interested and available to work today?
Temp: I don’t know. I need time to process this and call you back.