I’m not failing!

April 29, 2009


  • DeVry University, Arlington, VA
  • GPA 2.8

Just… wow

April 29, 2009

Me: They’re looking for someone with law firm experience.

Him: Is filing considered a law firm?

I can haz ‘sperience?

April 29, 2009

“What do you mean by relevant work experience?”


April 23, 2009

Temp: I don’t think I should go to work because I’ve spent the past couple hours vomiting.

Me: Ok…

Temp: So I don’t want to vomit all over the computer.

Me: Yeah, that would be… gross.

Can I get fries with that?

April 22, 2009

Last position: McDonald’s restaurant.

Desired salary: 60,000 USD per year

You’re making me nervous

April 22, 2009

I can’t come to work today. I have General Anxiety Disorder.

Process this

April 22, 2009

Recruiter: Are you interested and available to work today?

Temp: I don’t know. I need time to process this and call you back.